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This is once again a (COMPLETED YES) template.

Cast[]

  • Octal
  • Hacker
  • Honey(with Cherry)
  • Thresher
  • possibly Player
  • Mr pizza
  • Officer Red(by request)

Plot[]

Hacker: Hello, Octal. We meet again.

Octal: Why am I locked up like this?

Hacker: My first experiment. I will remove your ability to understand or speak English for one round. Good luck!

Mr pizza: He has the ability to do that?

Octal: WAIT WHAT!? NO —

*zapping noises can be heard from hallway outside medbay*

Thresher: What on earth was that?

Hacker and Octal: *leave the room*

Hacker: Hi, Thresher!

Mr pizza: hi guys

Thresher: Hope you're not up to something. How are you, Octal?

Octal(he will be translated for your convenience and mine; just note he's talking the way shapes normally talk): What?

Thresher: Are you addressing me or just mumbling?

Octal(thinks): Either the language barrier is really going brrr or this is the most exquisite prank in the history of Among Us.

Hacker: Huh… what's wrong with you?

Octal: *continues walking*

Honey: Who is that —

Octal: *skids and then stops* Who are you?

Honey: Who is this, Thresher?

Thresher: Octal. He hasn't said a single word today, though he does mumble, almost beeping.

Honey: So that's what I was hearing.

Octal: *runs and calls meeting*

Everyone else at same time: What?

Octal: Why is everyone humming today? It's weird…

*some more stuff needs to be here. We can do it!*

After the round in real life[]

Octal: *finds himself tied-up, upside-down, and over a pit of lava*

Officer Red: This will hurt the commune.

Hacker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT YOU; THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN!

Octal: I'm fine with lava, but whatever. I thought you had the cutting edge in the game, Hacker, but your power ends here! *cuts through rope easily with a stroke and DASHES OUTTA THERE*

Hacker: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Although, I do have a last trick…

Octal(he's speaking English again! He found the thing and used it): Oh no, you wouldn't.

Hacker: Oh yes I would.

Officer Red: Come with me, comrade. I know my way through every alley.

Octal: Thank you! *follows him*

Hacker: *dialls 9 1 1* Yes, I have found an extraterrestrial species. What do I do?

Other side: Call in the police. We'll be there, T minus 10 minutes. May I ask its appearance?

Hacker: Its head is an octagon, white and glowing.

Other side: Try to get any crowds away.

Octal: He's talking about me!

FBI: *arrive* *take Octal*

Octal: Well, this will be quite the trip, I hope.

Agent: Yes.

Octal: By chance, are you taking me to that one facility in Nevada that no shape would ever —

Agent: Yes.

Octal: Well, this is quite the predicament.

The entire lobby besides Hacker and Octal: *stands in front of the van*

Agent: Move it! This is none of your business!

Officer Red: Yes it is. You're kidnapping a fellow member of our lobby and a comrade.

Agent: Well, no one cares about you, dirty, rat-faced communist!

Officer Red: Nor does anyone care about you capitalist scumbags!

Thresher: I'm afraid we need him back.

Agent: *chuckles* You're a worker of a video game company. This is the government you're obstructing. Move it!

Thresher: As the Worker of Innersloth, this will happen. A crowd will form and attack your van, you will let Octal out, and you will never catch a shape again.

A thicc crowd that formed: WE NEED THE SPACEY BOI BACK! *attack van at once*

Agents in van: Well, this is quite the predicament.

Thresher *pleased grin*

Octal: Hey, that's what I said!

Agent: The doors won't work!

Octal: *looks at officer* What about those removable seat things?

Agent: No luck.

Octal: There is a way out, surely?

Agent: Do you mean yourself? Why didn't you say that earlier?

Octal: As long as you're fine with —

Agent: Do it!

Octal: *cuts through door* Thank me after you get out!

Hacker: What a mistake. A curse of my existence!

Octal: Huh?

Hacker: Calling the FBI was a bad idea. Now you're a hero! The execution plan will never work!

Octal: Hold up, it was an execution?

Hacker: Of course!

Officer Red: You're an even bigger scumbag than I thought! Killing a comrade! The horror!

And that's the end of that part. Finally.