Cast[]
Veteran
MrCheese
Wokebruh
Player
Sire Sirol
Plot[]
*Flashback plays*
Sire Sirol (in flashback) Veteran, gotta pay the money for the technology you destroyed!
*Vateran gets the lemonade he can and makes them into lemonade*
Veteran: Oh thank god. Good thing my rival Thresher told me how to make lemonade.
Player: Oh, hey Veteran. Why are you selling lemonade?
*Same flashback plays from the beginning*
Player: Veteran, is that SIRE SIROL??? He’s a very bad person!
Veteran: Nah, it’s probably nothing.
Veteran: Oh wait. First customer!
Wokebruh: Veteran! Thank you! I’ve been looking for lemonade this whole time!
Veteran:Yeah… someone asked for money. Wait, did you get a day off?
Wokebruh: Yeah. Oh, Player! You’re here too! I’ll take a cup of lemonade for $1.25!
Veteran: I’ll take it!
*Wokebruh gets the lemonade while Veteran gets the money*
Player: That’s only the beginning, Veteran.
Veteran: Are you kidding? We’re progressing!
*MrCheese arrives in a limousine*
MrCheese (enraged): VETERAN! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
Veteran: I’m selling lemonade because someone asked for money!
MrCheese (enraged): Remember what happened FOUR games ago???
*Flashback plays when Veteran destroyed Cheese Louise due to going bankrupt*
Veteran: Whoooops.
MrCheese: Take that! *kicks lemonade stand*
Player: Hey!
MrCheese: Sorry, it’s just business.
*Drives away*
Veteran: NOOO!
Player: *gasp*
Veteran: That’s it! I’m going to call HIM!
Player: Who? Thresher? The FBI?
Veteran: No… a modder.
*Veteran calls Sire Sirol*
*Cuts to Cheese Louise where MrCheese humms in the counter*
*Employee gets knocked out*
Sire: This is what you will get for destroying my source of money! Bots, attack!
MrCheese: Nonsense! Get them OUT!
*The two teams charge*
*They get into slapfights*
Player: Veteran, why’d you call Sire here?
Veteran: Oh. He was the one asking for money.
Player: Now WHY would you give a hacker money??? You know what? Forget it!
Veteran: Wait…
Player: You both are jerks! No one cares about your stupid food and drinks!
MrCheese: What cruel words!!!
Player: Let’s go, Veteran.
Veteran: Wanna get a candy bar?
Player: Sure!
Sire Sirol: Don’t listen to that cruel noob! He’s a bad person!!!