Cast[]
Shady
ForteGreen (mentioned)
LS
Mini The Gentleman
Mini Dennythedog
Mini Forest
Thresher Jr
Prism
Steve
Piglin
[Nearly] all Minecraft mobs
Octal(FBI scene)
Thresher(At the end)
Plot[]
Shady: Gotta do my card swipe, AHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHH, THIS CARD SWIPE IS HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mini The Gentleman: What is that on top of you?
Shady: What do you mea- Okay, now that is big trouble.
Mini The Gentleman: IT'S A VORTEX, RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Shady and the others: *tried to run but the vortex kept pulling them.
Shady: Ugh.
LS: Where are we?
Steve: You are at minecraft, this sandbox game is where you try to survive mobs like those.
Zombie: RUUUUUUHH
Skeleton: Click-clack
Creeper: *Hisses then explodes*
Shady: HOW IN THE LOVING WORLD WILL I EVER SURVIVE HERE IN THIS "MINECRAFT" WORLD!!!!!
LS: At least we have Prism,Thresher Jr, and the others.
Mini The Gentleman: Yeah.
Mini Dennythedog: ARRRROOOOOOOO *said: What are we gonna do, I could guide them, but no one but ForteGreen understands me*
Prism: I understand you Mini Dennythedog.
Mini Forest: WOOF WOOF *said: I will always be with you bestie!*
Steve: Do not worry, you can respawn in this world and start over again, the goal is to get to the end to beat the ender dragon, that is how you beat minecraft.
Shady: I don't like dragons, can we kill something else?
Steve: You can kill a wither, it's a three headed wither skeleton with a tail and no arms, and it has a skeletal body, It has much more health than the dragon does.
Shady: NOPE, I'M STICKING TO KILLING THE DRAGON!!!!!!!!
Steve: I'll sow you around, first you have to get some wood.
Everyone: *breaks tree*
Steve: Alright, now build a house, this is to protect you from dangerous mobs, if you're lucky, you will find a village.
Prism: Seems good.
Thresher Jr: But sir, why are we all blocky?
Steve: That's because we are in minecraft: and in minecraft, we are all blocky.
After a while, they went to the nether.
Steve: Alright guys, this is the nether, we are supposed to find a fortress, or even a bastion.
Shady: What's a bastion?
Steve: A bastion is a black fortress for piglins, and they are very dangerous.
Mini Dennythedog: WOOF BARK RUFF *Wear a chest plate it’s the strongest armor part they are hostile if you don’t wear anything gold get your gold ingots so you can distract them!*
Everyone except Forest, Shady and Prism: What did he say?
Prism: He said Wear a golden chest plate it’s the strongest golden armor part they are hostile if you don’t wear anything gold get your gold ingots so you can distract them!
Mini Forest: ARF ARF *said: My bestie is so smart and friendly*
Wither Skeleton: Click-clack.
Steve: Looks like we are near a fortress.
Shady: Okay.
Steve: now in order to get blaze rods, you have to kill blazes.
Prism: WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS!!!!!
Steve: It's a survival game. DUH!!!!!
Shady: I don't wanna do this.
Steve: YOU WANT TO GET BACK, OR BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!!!!
Shady: Get back.
Steve: Then you must follow each step that I'm telling you to.
Shady: Okay.
LS: I think we will be fine.
After killing some blazes,
Shady: I have gold from the airship vault, I'm pretty sure I can use them to survive.
Steve: Let me do something. *Crafts gold armor and crafts gold ingot*
Steve: Alright, now wear this armor.
Shady: I will wear on my chest.
Steve: Sounds good to me.
Everyone wore gold and moved on.
Steve: Now you have to trade with piglins to get ender pearls
Piglin: Looks at gold and returns ender pearls
Steve: YES, WE GOT IT!!!!!!!
After some trading, they get back to the overworld.
Steve: We use these ender pearls to find the stronghold, wear some armor from the nether fortress.
Everyone: Okay.
After finding the stronghold room,
Steve: Now use these ender pearls to fill the end portal and use the loot you have to kill the end dragon.
They went to the end and found the dragon.
Steve: Now you have to try to break each crystal, that heals the dragon.
Shady: *broke a crystal*
Mini The Gentleman: *Broke another*
LS: *Broke some crystals*
Thresher Jr: *destroys some crystals*
Prism: *Broke one more crystal*:
Steve: Now, the final part, ATTACK!!!!!!!
Mini Dennythedog: *Bites the ender dragon*
Mini Forest: *Bites it's head*
Ender Dragon: *Attempts to get the dogs off*
Steve: *Stabs the ender dragon's head*
Shady: *Slices the Ender Dragon's body*
LS: *Shoots the ender dragon's parts*
Steve: SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET A BOW!!!!!
LS: From the nether fortress.
Steve: Oh okay.
Mini The Gentleman: *Slices the last bit of the ender dragon and defeats it*
Steve: YOU DID IT, YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!
Mini The Gentleman: Time to go back.
Steve: *Gets the egg*
Everyone: *Goes back, but doesn't take them to the lobby*
Mini The Gentleman: WHAT THE HECK, WHAT HAPPENED, WHY AREN'T WE BACK!!!!!!!!
Steve: Oh yeah, you have to defeat the wither, it's nether star can be crafted to a beacon.
Mini The Gentleman: How do we do that?
Steve: Get 5 glasses by cooking sand, and get 3 obsidian with a diamond pick.
Shady: I THOUGHT WE WOULD GO BACK!!!!!!!
Steve: YOU WILL!!!!!!!
Mini Dennythedog: ARF ARF(Translation: Just put water next to lava, that way, the lava becomes cooled obsidian)
Mini Forest: AROOOOOO!!!!! *said: I wanna drink some tasty water*
Mini Dennythedog: WOOF WOOF *said: There is a river next to us.*
Mini Forest: AROOOOO!!!!! *happily said: THANK YOU SO MUCH BESTIE, WHAT CAN I DO WITHOUT YOU!*
Mini Dennythedog: ARF ARF *said: No problem*
Prism: Look at the dogs having fun.
Prism: Okay Mini Denny. *puts water next to lava and worked* IT WORKED, HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Mini Dennythedog: AROOOOO!!!! (I played minecraft before.)
Thresher Jr: Got some glass.
Steve: We have to go back to the nether now.
Mini The Gentleman: Alright.
Shady: NOT AGAIN!!!!!
After going to the nether.
Steve: You need three wither skeleton heads, and four soul sand.
LS: Okay.
Thresher: Alright...
After killing some wither skeletons.
Steve: Now I have some soul sand from the piglins, lets get into it. *builds the wither structure and summons wither*
Steve: Now, attack when it isn't white.
Wither: *Shoots wither skull to thresher jr*
Thresher Jr: Oh my god, what kind of creature is this?
Steve: It's skulls are dangerous, avoid them and ATTACK!!!!!
Shady: *Stabs wither*
LS: *Shoots wither*
Mini Dennythedog: ARRROOOOOOOO(translation: It can sometimes lag the game because it can do a charge attack.)
Prism: How do you know this game?
Mini Dennythedog: AROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!(translation: AGAIN, I PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE!!!!!!!)
Prism: Jeez Mini Denny, calm down.
Mini The Gentleman: *Keeps damaging until wither reaches to wither armor.*
Shady: Blue forcefield?
Steve: It prevents itself from projectiles, and it can't fly with it, but you can still stab it.
Mini Forest: *bites it's skeletal body*
Shady: *Stabs many times until it dies*
Steve: Great job, let's go back.
After they went to the overworld,
Steve: Now I will craft a beacon, you need 9 iron blocks.
Thresher Jr: I have a lot of iron ingots only.
Steve: Give me those, let me do this.
Thresher Jr: Okay.
Steve: *Crafts 9 iron blocks and lights beacon*
Shady: Woah.
Steve: Now some adjustments for the egg, and I am done now.
Shady: Finally, let's go in!
Everyone, went in and joined a lobby.
Shady: I will never do this ever again.
Thresher Jr.: Wait, this isn't our regular children's lobby, this lobby is, The FBI's lobby.
Mini The Gentleman: Oh no, that must mean steve took us in the FBI.
MEANWHILE
Steve: MUHAHAHAHAHA, I took away their children's lobby, they will all be sent to jail!
Octal: Not on my watch! *handcuffs Steve* For false accusation and hacking. Now go!
Thresher: I judge the children innocent, because Octal told me everything about how Steve tried to arrest them. These children played in a children only lobby; that is very legal. Steve is the only criminal. Octal, get him here!
Octal: I got him!
Steve: I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON THOSE STUPID CHILDREN!
Thresher: *kills Steve* Nah, you won't even dare do that as a ghost.
Trivia[]
- This is the longest episode of Among Us Logic Fanon but it's only children.
- Steve was actually an evil person as shown here.