Characters[]
- Honey (with Cherry)
- Player
- Tina Link
- Blaze
- Wokebruh
- Mochii
- HoneyLemon
- Thresher
- Hacker
- Nova
- Maura
- Butters
The story[]
Hacker: Yo Honey, where’s Blaze?
Honey: He’s just going to think that I’m dummy thicc.
Hacker: Thicc?
Honey: Thicc.
Thresher: As I can say, Wokebruh is as thick as he can ever be.
(Nova lets out a snort.)
Thresher: Yes, Nova, you are certainly correct. Good boy.
Cherry: Hi, horsey! Pretty horsey! (squeals)
(Honey runs to MedBay.)
Honey: Thank God. Um, Wokebruh?
Wokebruh: Yeah?
Honey: I left Cherry with Nova and Thresher.
Wokebruh: Mm, that’s just the thing with kids.
Honey: Yeah, apparently Cherry has a high interest for Nova, Thresher’s horse.
Mochii: Yeah. Oh, I haven’t seen Stoner in such a long time.
(Cherry chases Nova, but Nova gets angrier for each rotation)
(Nova loudly neighs across the map and scares Cherry)
Thresher: Calm down, Nova, let’s go to Electrical.
Thresher: Be careful for the wires though!
Honey: Are you okay, Mochii?
Mochii: Yes, I’m okay. I’m fine!
(Someone jumps out of a vent.)
(Honey gets killed.)
Player: Hehehehe... it’s done.
Mochii: Did you kill your own wife, Player?!
Player: Yes... though Hacker is always pegged as “sus” game after game.
Hacker: WTF?!
Player: G’luck, Mochii. See you in Electrical.
Mochii: (gasps) You wouldn’t! You killed Honey!
Blaze: Hm... you stole my color, Player, causing me to be white. And therefore I stole Hacker’s, causing him to be green.
Wokebruh: At least my color wasn’t stolen.
Blaze and Mochii: Oh, my God! Wokebruh!
Tina Link: Oh, please! You two misspell the word “Thick”! It’s t-h-i-c-k, not t-h-i-c-c! You dummies!
Blaze: You’re dummy THICC!
Tina Link: I’m surprised y’all aren’t as smart as me.
Maura: (quietly) You okay? I hate impostors...