Cast[]
Chara (Female)
Veteran
Captain
Player
Ninja
Bro
Stoner
Plot[]
Player: *Still cheering* YES YES YES
Veteran: Hey Chara! Why are you stealing my buddy?
Chara: No! Everyone is friends with Player.
Veteran: How about Sans?
Chara: Sans too! He says this to Player:
'hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dog but I gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there,I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh?Do you want that?Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture?because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy'
Veteran: ...........
Veteran: IMPOSTOR
Everyone else: CREWMATE
Veteran: *Vents into Electrical* Oh, Chara. How lucky. WITH PLAYER. Wait...
Chara: *Gasp* VETERAN VENTEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!
Veteran: Just LET ME KILL YOU! *Runs towards Chara with knife*
Chara: Nooooooo-
Player: CHARA! *Jumps in front of Chara at the last moment*
*STAB* *THUMP*
Chara and Veteran: PLAYER!
Chara: Wh-What did you do, Veteran?
Veteran: I-I........
DEAD BODY REPORTED
Chara: P-Player is dead, and it's all Veteran's fault!
Veteran: Wait, I was doing Simon Says! YOU killed Player!
Chara: I swear by Asriel Dreemurr I am not lying.
Veteran: I swear by THE VENTS I am not lying!
Everyone: *Votes Veteran*
Veteran: Oops said the wrong thing...
VETERAN WAS THE IMPOSTOR
VICTORY
Player: YES! Another victory!
Chara: As long as you're happy, partner.
Veteran: STOP IT! JUST STOP!
Everyone else: .............
Veteran: I'M HIS BESTIE! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE RELATIONSHIPS OF MY FRIEND!
Chara: V-Veteran...
Player: Veteran, I know that you feel jealous, but please don't torture her.
Veteran: GRRRRRRRR Who thinks Player should be MY friend come to my side!
Captain: Chara's side.
Bro: The girl's side.
Ninja: キャラ...
Stoner: Uhh... Veteran?
Everyone except Veteran: >: (
Chara: =>
Stoner: I-I mean Chara.
Chara: See?
Veteran: Fine! Player, you choose!
Player: Ummmmmmmmmmm.......................................................................
PLAYER DISCONNECTED FROM THE GAME.
Veteran: SCREAM-
Meanwhile...
Player: I hope they don't see 'her' .......
.........That mini crewmate.
Trivia[]
- If you get what the last line's 'mini crewmate' means, PLEASE don't put it in the comments and spoil it for everyone.
- This is the third episode made by Relicule4Life.