Cast[]
Same from AULF 81.
Lime Safe (on boat)
Plot[]
*Everyone except NL stands near MTG’s recently dead corpse*
Sire Sirol: THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE GETS FOR OPPOSING THE GREAT SIRE SIROL!!!
*NL cries in honour of MTG but his rage redirects to Sire*
NL: SIRE SIROL! I SWEAR IN THE WORST YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Sire: Oh don’t worry. Safety never cared about him anyway. Witch, do it!
Witch: No problem! *draws*
*1000 Imposters summon*
Witch: If you thought ONE imposter wasn’t enough… then how about a THOUSAND!? MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Thresher: Don’t make me laugh…
Sire: ATTACK!!!
*Imposters charge and knock back Thresher, Octal, and ForteGreen*
Tina Link: Not so fast!
*Sire notices*
Tina Link: Here comes trouble!
Isabel: and here comes double!
Tina and Isabel: To protect the world from devastation!
*Military tanks summon and help destroy the imposters*
Sire: NOOOO my Witch’s creations!!!! But no problem with that!
2oo: Hey Witch! Out of ink?
Witch: Yes.
Sire: But NO PROBLEM WITH THAT! Witch!
Witch: Got it!
*Witch puts pen in ink slot, Sire pulls the lever and NL screams and gets a scar near his visor*
2oo: OH NO! HE CHARGED HER PEN TO 100%!!!
Octal: That’s a disaster!!!
Sire: This is the Final Form of Witch and I!!!
*Witch draws*
*Strongest Imposter God is summoned*
Sire: Imposter God, DESTROY THEM!!!
Thresher: Attack for justice!!!
Octal: And also grammar!
Witch: Go get them losers!!!
*Octal stuns Witch and snatches her pen*
Octal: Yes! It is done! *draws crewmate army* Now… I must get rid of this. *chops it, burns it, and deletes the file*
[Almost] everyone at the same time: WHAT!?
Octal: If this falls into the wrong hands… I don't even want to think about it. This had to be done. Now… let's get rid of them.
*Everyone in the crewmate army attacks at same time*
Octal: This is perfect! ATTACK!
Witch: Imposter God, destroy them!!!
*Imposter god attempts to attack with sword while crewmate army deflects it*
*Crewmates fire rocks from trebuchets at Witch*
*Witch dies due to severe head injuries*
Sire: AHH noooooooo…
*Everyone stares angrily at Sire Sirol*
Sire: Okay, let’s not get rash now, it was just ONE mini crewma—
ForteGreen: You pathetic waste of space. I’m going to make you wish you were never BORN!
*ForteGreen brings Sire into a blood sucker and Sire screams*
*ForteGreen puts Sire in the blood sucking machine*
Sire: I meant no harm!
*The blood sucker starts as Sire screams in agony*
ForteGreen: Foolish hacker!
*Cuts to where NL is trapped*
Mini Clover and Mini Sven: What’s happening!?
ForteGreen: I don’t know!
NL: He’s about to SELF-DESTRUCT!!! HURRY OUT!!!
*Thresher activates his flying ability and puts the crew, dead bodies of victims of Sire and MTG’s dead corpse in a huge boat*
ForteGreen: Oh no… File, Denny, and Sans!!! Literally people have died on the Arc!
Isabel: Thanks, Thresher! But where’s NL???
Thresher: On it! *flies to Sire’s base to rescue NL*
*Base explodes*
*Thresher returns carrying NL*
NL: Ohhh my head… Did you defeat Sire?
Thresher: Definitely!
NL: Anyway, I’m a bit tired…
*Cuts to black as NL faints*
Mini The Gentleman’s funeral[]
Thresher: What’s wrong NL?
NL: He died because of me. If I had just been quicker, then…
ForteGreen: You have to get back up.
*NL notices and looks at ForteGreen.*
ForteGreen: That’s what he told me.
Mini Sven: Sometimes I’m not that good at expressing myself. But I am not that good at showing loyalty at a funeral like you.
NL: So what?
Mini Sven: But the point is… I’m always on your side.
NL: Thank you all for your service. *pushes MTG’s coffin to sea and salutes him*
*Military soldiers shoot in the air in honor*
[Everyone, even MTG’s part-enemy Thresher salutes him for being a well known character.]
NL: I promise I’ll become a great crewmate!
*Military soldier raises flag of the fallen*
NL: For us.
Crewmate Army: Well, our work here was done. *flees away*
FIN