"I got you now dirty cheaters!"
Context[]
The most happiest guard in all of The Room Divider (the place where LOSDM keeps prisoners and captured heroes). It's unknown why he's so pure and joyous, it's like he was birthed from a dancing kitty cat that puked out rainbows and rode a unicorn. WallJohn also loves his best buddy Glorp and spoils him often with treats.
Personality[]
As a crewmate: He's friendly and helpful with tasks. He makes sure "dirty cheaters" get caught and sent to The Room Divider where they belong. He's also very naive, falling for a imposter's traps very easily. Glorp tries to help him but ends up getting ignored.
As a imposter: He tries to act mean and rude to the crewmates but he's just too pure for it. He resorts to calling others childish insults like "fartface" and "smelly". He's also still wanting to capture cheaters in his role, making him get voted out and ejected.
Allies[]
Other Room Divider guards: He likes to talk to them and share funny stories about the inmates
Flezz: He's WallJohn's idol, thinking he can do no wrong
Ivan: He likes his Russian accent, he thinks its funny
Dr. Skim: He likes to help him with his experiments
Slashly: He thinks he's so cool and Glorp likes his mini crewmate
Frenemies[]
Mr. Cheese: He really wants to be friends with him but can't due to them being apart of Player's squad
Cat Chow: He tries to scare him into submission but feels really bad about it and apologizes
Greaser: Tries to scold him about his not so good actions
Enemies[]
Player and his crew: They're on Ohio's side and WallJohn sees them as a threat
TheGentleman: He really despises him for being so rude and evil
Cheaters: He wants to protect the game even if it means joining a company that's evil in plain sight
Trivia[]
- He's actually very self-conscious about him and his morals but uses a smile to hide it up
- He cant swim
- He's based off Spongebob SquarePants with his pet Glorp being a nod to Gary, SpongeBob's pet snail
- His parents left him on the street as a baby so Dr. Skim became his foster dad